me: meaganMeagan: baxterme: do you believe oscar pistorious shot his gf accidentally or on purposei am like, enthralled by this storyMeagan: haha, i know! i read that the way the bullets hit the door, he had his legs onwhereas if he really thought there was a burgler, he wouldnt have put his legs onme: hahaha sorry lolMeagan: so therefore, he probably shot her on purposeI KNOWme: had his legs onMeagan: someone said stumps“he shot her from stump height”me: haha waiti thought he came homeand thought an intruder was thereof course he had his legs onMeagan: no he was “asleep”and heard a noise when he was in bedme: well maybe he sleeps with his legs oni mean, i doMeagan: nautrallyme: you gonna judge me ?Meagan: but his defense said he didnt have his legs onme: lolseriouslyi’m sorryMeagan: haha i knowme: FUCK GET THE LEGSHURRYMeagan: THE SMOKING LEGSme: wait didn’t he walk through the house?like seek out the intruder?Meagan: no its like if the intruder was in my bathroomme: that means he would have put his legs onMeagan: the space from my bedroom to my bathroom isnt that longso they said he hobbled on his stumps over
me: i think it was an accidentMeagan: lets ask charlizeme: but i’m an optimistMeagan: the only other south africanracist?me: no longeroscar has ruined the country for meany soiuth african joke is gameMeagan: rachel dratch had a hilarious tweetthat all the people in the pistorius case had hunger games namesand its so trueDesmond NairHilton BothaReva SteencampOscar PistoriusDistrict 3ANENE BOOYSENAMPIE LOUWit goes on and onme: god, good call rachelremember rachel dratch in Down With LoveMeagan: hahahahyesme: i’m glad we got to this point in the conversationwell doneway to steerMeagan: lets be real that the best part is he was granted bail because“he’s not a flight risk”well
me: lol NO! is that it? NO!
Meagan: haha yes
me: did they take his legs?
Meagan: like either the fastest paralympian everor incapable of movementno inbetweenme: hahahahahahahahahadid they take his legs, seriously?Meagan: HAHA did they take his legsme: maybe just the fast legsMeagan: also like i know he has normal prosthetic legs, but i just keep imagining him hopping around on those running bladesme: like, here you go – you can walk, but not too muchgood headline aljazeerame: hahahaha oh my god
3:31 PM me: okay wait, I’m ust reading this article re: oscarshe locked herself in the bathroom?was he like beating her or something or was she poopingMeagan: hahahahahame: DON’T POOP IN MY HOUSEMeagan: they were fightingthe story goesand after she locked herself in the bathroom he shot herORshe went up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and he didnt know what was going on and shot herwhich seems flimsylike you dont notice she isnt in bedme: that seems… oddMeagan: like jesus, if i get up in the middle of the night dont shoot meliterallyYOU ARE PEEING TOO LOUDBOOM