Online retailers, for God’s sake. THE MEASUREMENTS.

Give me one line. X inches length, X inches width at waist. It’s the snob equivalent of telling someone in a shop “Look… it’s a dress. It’s this brand. Details shouldn’t matter. FINE.. it’s polyester. Do you want it or not?” Also, thanks for a super detailed breakdown of the lining. Awesome. Next question: does this cover my ass, yes or no.

Like, minimalism… I get it. Whatever. I’m 5’9 and I have torso of a snake.


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