i just need a drill

Me: have you heard of Zaarly?

Meagan: yes

Me:  i want to post if someone can come by with their drill and install the curtain rod and i’m like, $20? $25?

Meagan:  how much does a rape kit cost? because thats how much i would charge

Me:  oh my god. so my brother doesn’t even have a drill

Meagan:  even have a drill. it needs new batteries though, but if you want to borrow

Me:  you do? I will beg / pay you to use it. one too many drivers have seen my bare ass

Meagan:  save you from getting murdered


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