Me: have you heard of Zaarly?
Me: i want to post if someone can come by with their drill and install the curtain rod and i’m like, $20? $25?
Meagan: how much does a rape kit cost? because thats how much i would charge
Me: oh my god. so my brother doesn’t even have a drill
Meagan: even I have a drill. it needs new batteries though, but if you want to borrow
Me: you do? I will beg / pay you to use it. one too many drivers have seen my bare ass
Meagan: save you from getting murdered