okay. okay. that’s quite enough.

From Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest GOOP:

The absolute highlight of my trip was eating at Schwa. Chef Michael Carlson and his brother Seth who run it are so punk rock that they don’t even answer the phone, which makes getting a table difficult, yet weirdly fascinating. From the outside, Schwa looks like it has been condemned. Inside, the dining room is small and spare yet cozy.

I was just waiting to read, IT WAS SO HIP IT DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.

Just imagine if someone in real life was actually describing a restaurant to you like that. Wouldn’t you just be like, uhh that sounds retarded. Isn’t that the place that looks like a burned-down philly-cheesesteak stand?

I just…sometimes… *sigh*


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