A notice of a co-worker being promoted got sent out at 9am.
Promoted Co-worker: So I need new business cards.
Me: I’m under a huge deadline, so can it wait until next week?
Him: Well, I guess, but I’d like them immediately.
Me: Don’t you do the exact same job, just with a different, fancier title?
Me: … and you do realize we order on the same date every month to minimize cost, just as I explained to you last time?
Me: … and you still need urgent business cards?
Him: Would you mind? I think it’s important. I’d like to give them to my family this weekend.
* Also: He changed his Facebook status by 9:15am.