a haiku for your thursday

(Meagan and I discuss a certain nameless fashion blogger)

Me:  god!!! this?? :
(imagine insane outfit here)
at the beach?!
Meagan:
I KNOW
OMG I wanted to send you that one!
i couldn’t do it
too much
TOO MUCH
Me:
much too much
like there’s fashion and then there’s just looking fucking impractical
Meagan
:  my thighs are rubbing together for her
hmm, that didn’t sound right
Me
:  like, clearly she just wore that to take pictures in
there was zero percent practicality
she likely changed immediately afterwards
Meagan
:  for her husband’s sake at least
Me
:  i don’t even know what to say about this:
(imagine another insane outfit here, on very sandy beach)

…rendered wordless
Meagan
:  her crotch is windblown and her socks are full of sand
Me
:  hahaha omg
Meagan
:  who is comfortable in this, i ask you
Me
:  i want to quote that publicly somewhere on the internet
Meagan
:  that was almost a haiku
Me
windblowncrotch.tumblr.com
sandysocks.tumblr.com

Meagan
:  her crotch is windblown / and now her socks are full of sand / wear some god damn pants
Me
:  how am i crying again
Meagan
:  poetry in motion
Me
:  I need a cigarette & Kleenex

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