Urban Outfitters, what happened to you. You have gone from being my go-to favorite shop to this baggy-ass hipster shop that sells torn up shirts, unattractive clothes from the late 80s and crap that doesn’t fit right. I will keep coming back to you, of course, as you still sell awesome jeans and a few other gems, but I don’t understand your obsession with velvet, acid denim, or things that only look fashionable on Japanese teenagers.
Also, these fugs:
Or maybe I’m just getting old. Maybe that’s why I can’t wear things like this anymore.