Some tech geeks clearly have too much money. What a silly idea. If I walked into someone’s apartment, and they had a laser keyboard, I’d probably laugh at them. There might even be pointing involved.
I’ve got an idea. If you are really looking to burn some extra cash, just send it to me. I’ll even set up a Paypal and name it “KC Parking Tickets” or “Car Registration”. It’ll be like giving to charity, where the cause is preventing someone having to work at a part-time bookstore job the rest of their days.