A co-worker is getting married this week. A collection of people had gathered for goodies and cakes to celebrate such a fact. With many, many people listening:
Me: So when are you getting married?
Him: This Saturday.
Me: Wow, so tomorrow’s the big day.
Him: Tomorrow’s Wednesday, so I don’t think so.
Me: * Smiling queerly* Cubicle fever, aye?
Firstly, I am stuck inside all damn day staring at two screens. Secondly, I’m stressed the hell out b/c of deadlines. Thirdly, WTF Laura-brain, thanks for publicly embarressing me. AGAIN. Fourthly, it isn’t Friday?