fucking cry laughing at this all day:
R.Kelly talking about his divorce:
“As the film credits started to roll, I couldn’t move. I burst into tears. People walking past me patted me on the back, trying to console me. ‘The Notebook’ was beautiful, and I was crying because its hero and heroine had died together. But I was also crying because I remembered a Valentine’s Day — when a helicopter dropped a rainfall of roses — that had come and gone … My marriage had died. And there was nothing I could do to bring it back.”
How many lives will you have to take until you are satisfied, The Notebook? ALL OF THEM? Please, everyone, take this anecdote from R. Kelly’s new memoir, Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me, which is a perfect name foranyone’s memoir.
T-Rex humor. Perfect.
Gabe: what’s the most upsetting part to you, as a woman, about this Bridesmaidz news?
Kelly: As a woman the most upsetting part is being asked how it makes me feel as a woman, GABE
Kelly: Second most is
Kelly: HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
Gabe: it’s called showbusiness, not crybabybusiness, ladies
Gabe: you are the ones who wanted to have your own movie
Gabe: and now you’ve got it
Gabe: and you’re not happy
Kelly: This is worse than when they went ahead with a Bring It On sequel without Kirsten Dunst
Kelly: Or when they went ahead with a Clueless TV show without Alicia Silverstone
Gabe: NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU WILL WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS AND CUDDLE AND READ BOOKS
Kelly: NO WE WON’T
Kelly: NOT THE LAST PART
I had tears
Sorry all, I know this is a lame ass post.
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