my newest technology relationship is getting overwhelming

Current state

My Google Reader is stressing me OUT. It’s currently well over 1000+ items, and as petty as it sounds, I want to read ALL OF IT. I just can’t bring myself to click “Mark All As Read” because I just KNOW there will be a ton of stuff I don’t get to look at and THEN I will potentially miss that 839th article on how to refurbish an antique mirror!! And all that print art, gone unseen! And all those recipes and weird ass belts and daily outfits, GONE UNSEEN. Can the internet just stop updating for one week? Just while I finish the trillions of hours of work I need to put in to finish company newsletters this week? FFFound and Design Sponge, I’m looking at you.