i’m slapping da bass!

If I laugh at all the next few days, it’s because I’m thinking of this scene. If I’m smiling, it’s likely I am also thinking of Paul Rudd. *sigh*

inglorious basterds

Just as awesome as the movie. I love posters like this – the ones that you see something new each new time you look at it.

my hilarity cannot be contained by your bourgeois coworkers

me: http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-08-28/the-yes-list-where-the-wild-things-are-makes-beautiful-music/#WILD

me: god this is super uber hipster of me to be listening to thisdid you know karen o dated spike jonze?

i did not

Meagan: me neither!

spike jonze is like mecca for hipster vagina

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’ll remember that forever

Meagan: i’ll get it embroided for you

me: embroiduh’ed? like buttah?

Meagan: embroidered buttah

me: no one is going to believe I do any work with me laughing like this

Meagan: im a woman who looked death in the face yesterday. MY HILARITY CANNOT BE CONTAINED BY YOUR BOURGEOIS COWORKERS

banana autumn

Looking good so far! I could just get this outfit on the homepage and be happy for the next 6 months.

just a spoonful

Just a Spoonful Print by Josh Cochran

i’ll take the 65% piece, thanks.

chocolate pie chart

This actually exists. Like, it’s not from a movie. You can purchase this, ship it to yourself, and eat it. And maybe share. Chocolate coma to follow.

hear, hear

etsy roundup, part two

By Order of the Management Series by Artist John W. Golden

These would probably be far cuter if I had kids of my own to remind them of these things, but let’s be honest. I do, in fact, need constant and incessant reminders to pick up my clothes. And the dishes one, for sure. They just need one for flossing.

Good Morning Sunshine! print by thesmalljoys

My favorite part of the day deserves something this adorable. I found this by searching “breakfast”. Yes, breakfast.

Koi Pond print by Ahpeele

Smile Handprinted Letterpress Poster by rollandtumblepress

I really enjoy the way it looks with that frame. I have a ginormous crush for refurb’ed antique frames. It seems that antique stores have caught on to this fact and feel the need to make me pay 50 bucks for broken ass vintage frame. C’est la vie.

Vintage Wallpaper Lampshade by drawflowers

I like the idea of the lampshade, but isn’t this what happens with 90% of us: we buy one, put it up, it looks lonely, we move, and it remains in storage. I have like SIX lantern lampshades that this has happened to. Regardless, this one is totally adorable. I would bring some much needed color into my very drab kitchen.

Angel wings 14k Gold Leaf Earrings by friedasophie

Phoebe Feather Headband by OdalisPetitMenagerie

I have so many Etsy crushes I should set up a donation. Project “Decorate 2W”, if you will. In a giving mood?

biscuits for tea

One of the things I loved most about New Zealand culture was when you went over to people’s houses, young or old or whatever, they would put the kettle on, and serve some tea with biscuits. And every person always had biscuits (cookies) or a cake or a pie that they could cut up and serve with the tea and coffee. It was so perfectly English and proper and quaint. I wish I had kept up that tradition! My very proper Mother would be so proud. And I would serve perfect little things like this:

peach cupcakes with brown sugar frosting.

Could these cupcakes look anymore delicious? Get in my belly.

more lady gaga, more crazy

can't decide what I like the most about this photo.