short haired = moon faced

the ali larter

the taylor momsen

the mena suvari

the cameron diaz

^ My fave.

the malin akerman

the nicole richie

i take issue with qt

1) When you’re being rung up, and there’s someone practically piggybacking you they’re standing so close. GET OFF. STAND BACK. Your life is not so important you need to squeeze in next to me, lay all your shit out, and stare me down while I punch in my PIN and finish my biz.

2) The way the cashier feels the need to act like a short order cook. There must be an extended part of their training or an incentive for them to get people in and out as FAST AS HUMANELY POSSIBLE. It feels like there’s a bomb ticking when you step up to the counter. Which leads me to..

3) When you’ve paid cash for something, and they hand you back your change on top of the cash. Like burrowed with your receipt in this nest of money, that you have MAYBE THREE SECONDS to get put away before said next-person in line barrels down on the counter and you’re shooed away.

req: giant ear holes

Question: Whose ears exactly did Apple shape these earbuds to? A cat’s? A baby elephant’s? I have to force these things into my ear, give up, and just sorta balance them in there and no one minds having to listen to Jimmy Eat World.

t-post

Get in my mailbox.

another 20-something gripe

The following is lame:

30-ish Person: He reminds me of Gomer Pyle.
Me: Who?
Them: You’re kidding me.
Me: …what?
Them: YOU DON’T KNOW WHO GOMER PYLE IS. You 20-somethings.
Me: WTF, just explain it already.
Them: Andy Griffith show, helllo?
Me: Okay, so I don’t feel bad anymore. I was born in 83, not 63. Geezus.
Them: You SHOULD STILL KNOW.
Me: Pffft. Do you know all the names of Saved By the Bell characters? Didn’t think so. Okay thanks bye.

you know me all too well, netflix

Hmm. ^ Movie recommendation categories on my Netflix homepage.

What about me – who watches non-stop Sex and the City and Jane Austen movies as of late – translates into being all for “visually-striking gritty revenge movies”? (Bad Boys? Really?)

Yet another wee crack in the terribly flawed Netflix site. See Meagan for details.

via sade

he can, and he probably will

the little cabin that could

Swoon.