You is dumb.

Single Facebook gripe: People who don’t understand sentence structure or grammar when writing their statuses. You wouldn’t go to a party and tell someone that you are PLAZA!! or “mexico tonight, be home tomorrow!” Learn the difference between geographical locations / proper nouns / Kelly Clarkson lyrics and complete sentences, post haste, por favor.

 Also, my sister just told me she would totally try out for “Girlicious”. As in the show where they’re trying to find the next Pussycat Doll. One of us is clearly adopted.