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Entries from July 2007

Network Vs. Communicate

July 30, 2007 · 3 Comments

A few months ago, I vacationed in Fiji, and ended up getting marooned in the middle of the Pacific with a huge group of obnoxious American college students. One afternoon, I ended up sitting within earshot of them on the beach, and when one of the meats got up to leave, he said: “Gotta check the book, dude. The Facebook.”

At which point, I decided to feign being Canadian for the remainder of the week. But this is a good way to accompany my point in saying that everyone has become OBSESSED with Facebook, MySpace and the like.

I know I damn myself slightly with this post, as I’m to be included with those who have decided to shoot someone a two-sentence pleasantry over actually writing them a proper email. We’ve taken out the thought and consideration it used to require in maintaining friendships with phone calls and emails, and replaced it with an a quick bit of banter on Facebook/MySpace. It takes the excitement out of it all, and there’s no mystery left. ”Staying in touch” has lost its soul.

It’s also becoming the enabler for the narcisstic and/or smug. I’m sure we’ve all heard someone yell out, “Facebook pic!” after taking some cutesy shot. Not a huge deal, but I guess I’m growing weary of the obsession some of us have of putting on some front for our high school/college/life acquaintances that we are these exotic & popular success stories. Okay, we get it, you’re not the awkward band nerd anymore, and you finally got rid of your baby fat. Congratulations.

I’m not aiming this tirade at those who use it as another method of staying in touch and keeping everyone updated. I’m railing against those I encounter who seem to subsist through social networking sites, against those who don’t feel the need to communicate with the people they once knew other than the occasional and brief wall banter.

Of course,  I can’t debate the convenience of these websites. You can’t deny the advantage we all have with such a method of communication. It’s pretty wicked getting to see someone’s travel photos, read their music tastes, etc. And it’s pretty entertaining to see what people have to say about themselves.

I could debatably be guilty of everything I’ve whining about, and so be it. It’s a subjective debate. I’m just a bit envious of the pre-computer generation, the one that had to rely on phone calls, letters, and face-to-face (gasp!) interaction to stay in touch. We’re all internet whores, and Tom’s the pimp.

Categories: Epiphanies · key-lashing

Amy Winehouse is really, really thin

July 30, 2007 · 2 Comments

African refugee thin

Categories: omg

7.27

July 27, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Birthed:
Maya Rudolph
Peggy Fleming
A-Rod
PETE YORN! (we’re destined)
Julian McMahon
Bugs Bunny
Insulin
Billboard charts

Actually, you are a crook: 
Nixon impeached (1974)

Legally employable: John Lennon gets a green card (1977)

Hope You’ve Got Extra 8-Tracks on Hand: Boston’s worst traffic jam in 30 years (1988)

Hicks get their anthem: Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Sweet Home Alabama” was released (1974).

No Love Lost - Tina Turner files for a divorce from Ike (1976)

Starring … a symbol: “Purple Rain” opens. (1984)

Kicked the Bucket: Bob Hope, Reggie Lewis

Started a slammer stint: Zsa Zsa Gabor (she bitch-slapped a cop!), MLK Jr

Categories: All grown up

Dicky Green

July 25, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I noticed today an uncanny likeness between Seth Green & Andy Dick. No? Well, oh yeah?

Green Vs. Dick

Doppelgangers, y’all. 

And just so it’s clear, when I googled Seth Green, this is one of the images it came back with:  

Seth Green loves dogs

Categories: gump

“Alright… we gotta keep our cool.”

July 24, 2007 · Leave a Comment

So in case you didn’t get a frantically ecstatic phone call last night, here’s the big news from last night: Meagan and I got to party with Travis! As in, the band Travis. As in, drank, had birthday cake, and hung out with Travis.

The concert was really top-notch. They were super high-energy, and having so much fun on stage; they sounded really great. When the show ended, Meagan and I decided to get a sig and a pic with the crew. After the long wait, Fran comes rocking up and just invites the dozen stragglers downstairs for an impromptu birthday party!

 Some highlights:

  • Me tripping over myself walking downstairs
  • Meagan helping Nigel Godrich, producer for Radiohead, cut and serve Fran Healy’s birthday cake
  • Having a really decent convo with the drummer, Neill, about music, and about Travis’ music
  • Getting hit on by Neill and subsequently reminding him of his wife and two kids
  • Somehow getting Doug (the bassist) to kiss another guy. Yeah, I don’t know.
  • Finding out that all the bands Fran wears on his wrist are from all the concerts for the last 2 months. Kinda gross, actually.
  • Meagan busting out the party tricks – catching cake in her mouth
  • Getting to talk with the band manager, finding out about some cool band nitty gritty

Seriously, one of the most serendipitously awesome nights of my life. Meagan posted some pics… check em out!

Categories: omg · spin that

My experiences with government workers

July 23, 2007 · 1 Comment

I just had a better customer experience at the DMV than I usually get at the Library. Those hags at the Leawood branch need to get a new lease on life and stop hating on everyone. Example: when I giggled at the fact I had $15 in late fees, the librarian gave me the Stink Eye and told me not to get my new ones late. Gawsh. Okay. Have a nice day, hope you get thrown up on by a baby.

Categories: ah...leawood. · gump

Go Mulch Yourself

July 23, 2007 · 1 Comment

So apparently, one of the search terms to find this here site of mine was, “to grind mulch myself.” Hmmm.

Categories: baffling · gump

How to Market Flying Noise

July 19, 2007 · 1 Comment

Who invited the Problem Child into R&D sessions at Sharper Image? They’ve just come out with the Flying Alarm Clock, which I’m hoping is their coy way of being either ironic or cruel. There could not be a less friendly way to wake up.

Categories: baffling · worst idea ever

Who knew?

July 19, 2007 · 2 Comments

Browsing the bargain bin at Borders today, I couldn’t believe my luck. It’s like they had a massive surplus in shipment of all their best books, and instead of a bonfire, decided to sell them for dirt cheap. I got 3 books that would’ve taken ages to get at the Library. Lovely Bones is like 4 bucks, and I scored this book about groupies I’ve been secretly keen to read since it came out, for about a third of the cost. I know there’s people out there who get this excited about cheap books, and I hope they’re reading this.

Also, the movies. There hasn’t been anything at the theatres I was keen to see since Paris Je T’aime, which I LOVED. If I could eat that movie I would. Anyway.. I remembered that it was still summer, explaining the total turds currently being shown on the big screen (Hello, Transformers. Hi there, License to Wed.) After a bit of research, turns out they’re still making good movies. Read on:

Fall Movie Roundup

So basically half of those are adaptations of great books; this is what happens when Hollywood runs out of sequels to make. But hopefully they won’t screw them up too much, particularly Atonement, which was an epic read, but totally worth the effort (Pride & Prej’s Joe Wright is directing Keira Knightley in it, so I’m pretty optimistic).

Feel free to add to the list, as I’m not too sure of how many indies IMDB might be ignoring.

Categories: ah...leawood. · gump · talkies

Great 88

July 18, 2007 · 1 Comment

I love me a to-do list. After gathering all scraps of paper, written on backs of envelopes & receipts, scouring the texts I’ve sent myself, and reviewing what I didn’t manage to accomplish on my last to-do list (some of them are exclusive to NZ), I’ve finally established my next list of what to do in the next 12-18 months. After only managing 47 out of 101 last year, I’m only making 88 reachable goals this time.

4 down, 84 to go…

Categories: The List!